Humour is one of the most important behaviours of the human mind and Laugther is it's better representation. Here is our first story, courtesy of the unknown EPSO candidate.
THE NEXT SURVIVOR
40 000 expected candidates from all around Europe, New York and Beijing will try to get 400 tickets to maybe enter in a madhouse called "EU Institutions".
During that 9 months journey, they will have to face: Depression, no social life, lack of self-esteem, computer breakdowns, weird correction criteria from an almighty panel of judges (oops, I meant the jury) and other real or surreal problems.
The competition is not open to MEPs, Commissioners and other senior staff (they will fail during the first steps anyway).
There are other things that you can do during these 9 months to get anequally painful final result.
So start to prepare yourself, because Europe needs you.
Nota Bene: You should pass on this story to all known victims of EPSO (European Pain and Suffering Organization). If you do no do so, you will be forced to suffer from EPSO oppression until you will retire, and this is currently not before completing your 67 year of age. A friend of mine did not forward this story and not only his pet died but his girlfriend become a contrantual agent in the EPSO.
:-) Smile makes people wonder why :-)
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